July 5th, 2010


I want to be inside you. Come over.


I’m on my period.


Is ok. We can have crazy murder scene sex.

July 4th, 2010


Let’s create some fireworks of our own tonight.


Sorry. I can’t. I’m going to go see the orgasm display on the waterfront.

July 3rd, 2010


I’m going on my first JDate.


You inside her yet? Nice and vajewish in there?

July 2nd, 2010


Should I create a database of guys’ cocks that women could then add their notes on, Excel-spread-sheet, social-media style? I could add about 36 I believe. That’s a start. We could call it MyCock.

July 1st, 2010


The funniest thing about that night, and what makes me laugh out loud every time I think about it — outside of you not confirming me as a friend on FB — was the dick-sucking-in-the cab callback.


You did also lick that British girl’s pussy in the club too so A for effort, I think that does qualify you.


Yeah as I ate her out I was like, oh my God, he’s totally going to confirm the shit out of my friend request.


And as I was fingering you in the club till you came I was like, I’m totally going to confirm the fuck out of this girl.

June 30th, 2010


Met super adorable guy in AA last night.


How was that?


He went down on me like I was a martini.

June 29th, 2010


I have never been with someone that dom before. Was interesting.


Really? I thought you would have given every little thing a try. Glad I have made even the tiniest impression.

June 28th, 2010


I would fuck you hard, slut.


I’m sorry. Your name isn’t coming up in my phone. Bob?

June 27th, 2010


How would you describe my cock. Please help settle an argument.


Hahahaha. “Spectacular”


Why is that in quotes? Damn!

June 26th, 2010


You live super close to me.


You’re so romantic.

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